418 "Occasionally Amber"
(Original Air Date: April 29, 2000)
Written by Lawrence Meyers; Directed by Kyle Chandler; (as "fanscribed" by Janet)
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Kyles voiceover: Previously on Early Edition (Scenes from The Iceman Taketh are shown)
Gary: "Lermontov stolen" (Reading from newspaper)
Brigatti: Im here to catch a thief (on board the cruise ship)
Amber: Im Amber Lamonte
Paul Cantner: I stole that watch?
Brigatti: That creep. This isnt the Lermontov. This is a fake.
Amber: Oh, Larry!
Gary: (in convertible confronting Amber about theft) Drop the act.
Amber: What are you talking about?
Gary: Planting that watch on Paul.
Amber: Now, why would I do that?
Gary: I think to hide the fact that you switched the real Lermontov with the fake.
Amber: Cute and smart.
Gary: Look, Amberor whatever your name is--Why dont you turn this car around right now, huh?
Amber: ha, ha. (Tosses the necklace, which lands on a rake hanging from the side of a trash truck driving alongside. Gary gets out of the car and chases the truck climbing onto the back of it to get to the necklace.)
Gary: Stop the truck!
Amber: Keep working on those glutes.
* * * * *
Scene: Brief shot of the city. Changes to interior of McGintys.
Gary: Good coffee. (Takes sip)
Marissa enters the room. Gary is sitting at a table in the main dining room with his coffee.
Marissa: You sound kind of chipper this morning. Must be a slow news day, huh?
Gary: Thats because there is absolutely nothing going on today, Marissa. Unless, of course, you life in Eastern Europe.
Gary: East and West Moreniatheyre at it again.
Marissa: Oh, well, hop on a plan and expand your horizons.
Gary: Not today. Ive got plans for the evening.
Marissa: Thats right. Your first date with Brigatti.
Gary: Its not a date. Its dinner.
Marissa: Dinner isnt a date?
Gary: No, dinner is dinner.
Gary: Until then, Im going to sit back and watch the clouds float by.
(Chuck enters the room unnoticed.)
(Gary jumps, startled)
Gary: Chuck, what are you doing in Chicago?
Chuck: Im putting on my top hat, trying on my shoes dusting off my tails.
Chuck: Care for a spin? (Pulls Marissa to him and spins her around.)
Marissa: No, I
Chuck: Marissa, I always wanted to dance with you, and now I have.
Marissa: Goodness (Coming out of the spin) Whoa!
Gary: Chuck, what are you doing here?
Chuck: Youre not going to believe it.
Gary: Did you win the lottery?
Marissa: You rigged the lottery.
Chuck: No, but thats a good idea.
Gary: Spielberg wants your pictures.
Chuck: I cant even get him to return my calls. (Leans on the bar)
Gary: What are you doing here?
Chuck: Im getting married!
Gary: (raises eyebrow) You what?
Chuck: Shes sensitive, kind, caring. Shes my muse. (Gestures with his hands) Shes my inspiration.
Gary: Well, Congratulations!
Marissa: Thats great.
Chuck: She insists on getting married hereyoull be the best man.
Gary: The bestwell, yeah, of course I will.
(Big smiles from Gary & Marissa)
Marissa: So, whens the wedding?
Chuck: In two days.
Gary: Two days?
Chuck: Look, when its right, its right.
Gary: Yeah, of course. When do we get to meet this woman of your dreams?
Chuck: Right now. Honey!
Gary: I cant believe it. Chucks getting married.
Marissa: Yeah, its strange.
Chuck: Gary, Marissamay I introduce my fiancée Jade.
(Blonde woman enters the restaurant and removes her sunglasses. Gary is stunned to see that she is Amber of the Lermontov diamond incident.
Cut to Opening Credits
Chuck: Look at him honey. Hes speechless. Come on Gary, arent you at least going to say hello?
Jade: Well, youve told me so much about Gary, Hon, I feel I already know him.
(Chuck and Jade approach Gary who stands staring at her)
Gary: Gee, I feel the same way
Jade: Jade. Its Jade.
Gary: Jade. Oh, what an interesting name, Jade. Thats quite an accent, too. Is that Australian?
Chuck: (Looking at Jade) Talk about a turn-on. I was at the craft service table eating gummi bears when I heard this voice. I turned around, and the rest is history..
(Jade runs her right hand on Chucks cheek.)
Gary: (Laughs) Really? How long ago was that?
Jade: Gosh, seems like forever ago.
Chuck: Two weeks ago tomorrow, cupcake.
Gary: Two weeks.
Marissa: What do you do Jade?
Chuck: Gar, isnt it obvious? With those looks shes an actress.
(Camera switches back and forth between the two of them.)
Gary: Oh, and I bet shes very good at it.
Jade: All the worlds a stage, Gary. Were merely players.
Chuck: Not only does she have beauty, but brains! How could I help falling in love with her?
Marissa: Why did she fall for you?
Jade: Chuck and I are soul mates. Under the skin, were the same.
Gary: Ha Ha Ha Ha. Thats a scary thought.
Marissa: Well, were just happy for the both of you.
Gary" You know what? If youll excuse us, weve got a kitchen problem.
Marissa: Kitchen problem?
Gary: A problem in the kitchen. Be right back.
(Gary pulls Marissa away to the kitchen with him while Chuck looks at Jade adoringly.)
Scene: McGintys Kitchen. Gary has his back to Marissa but turns toward her. One of the cooks is in the background working. Gary whispers to Marissa.
Marissa: Shes a jewel thief?
Gary: Shh! Shes the one who stole the Lermontov diamond.
Marissa: Are you sure?
Gary: Yes, Im sure. I danced with the woman. I was practically inside her dress.
Marissa: You should leave that part out when you talk to Chuck.
Gary: How am I going to tell Chuck that the woman of his dreams happens to be a nightmare?
Marissa: I dont know Gary, but you have to tell him. I mean, you cant go off and let him marry a crook.
Gary: All right. (Gary exits the kitchen and goes into the main dining room. Jade is alone.) Wheres Chuck?
Jade: He went out to the car. Gary, we have to talk. (Gestures with her right hand and walks toward Gary.)
Gary: No, we dont.
Jade: I know how it looks, but youve got it all wrong. Really. This is my real voice, and my name really is Jade.
Gary: Whats it going to be later onRuby or Pearl?
Jade: Its going to be Mrs. Chuck Fishman.
Gary: Oh, not if I can help it.
Jade: Gary, Ive gone straight.
Gary: Yeah, the Cubs are going to win the pennant this year, too.
(Jade walks down the stairs into the dining room toward Gary who backs away from her.)
Jade: You may not believe this, but when you made me give back the Lermontov Diamond, I realized I had to make a change.
Gary: What, are you ripping off Hollywood producers now?
Jade: Im not going to bore you with my life story, but there is a reason I turned out the way I did.
Jade: Anyway, I decided to start my life over, and Ive been acting my whole life, so I figured Id put it to use in Hollywood. And then I met Chuck. And now, for the first time in my life, Im happy, Gary. Im truly happy, and so is Chuck.
Gary: Youre right. I dont believe you.
(Gary starts to leave. Jade grabs his arm. Gary turns back toward her.)
Jade: Look, I dont expect you to care about me, but what about Chuck. I mean, are you really willing to break his heart?
Gary: Youre a crook! (Voice goes up an octave)
(Jade walks away.)
Jade: You know, not to split hairs or anything, but Ive never been convicted of anything. The cops dont have a thing on me.
Gary: You stole the diamond. I saw it.
Jade: Could you prove it? The necklace was returned. Social Order was preserved. Wheres the crime, Gary? Tell me youve never done anything wrong before. Are you so self-righteous that youre willing to ruin two people who truly love each other? (Walks toward Gary.)
(Chuck walks back into the restaurant. Walks over to Gary and hands him a bottle.)
Chuck: For you buddy.
Gary: (Holds bottle up) Dom Perignon.
Chuck: I was going to go Californian, but Jade insisted on only the best. (Hugs Jade.) Thats the way she is, Gar. (Hugs Jade again.) I dont know how I lived this long without her.
Gary: Listen, Chuck
Chuck: You know what I wish? Is that someday youll be half as happy as I am right now.
Jade: Well, Gary has something he wants to tell you, Hon. Dont you Gary?
Gary: Yes, I do. (Hesitates looking at bottle.)
Gary: I-I just want to wish you all the happiness and love that the world has to offer.
Chuck: Group hug. (Pulls Gary & Jade to him and hugs them both.)
Scene: Chicago Police station.
Man: Hey, Brigatti. This just came in. Lieutenant wants you on it. (Hands Brigatti a file folder.)
Man: No problem.
Scene: McGintys Office
Marissa: You chickened out!
Gary: I am not chickening out! Theyre like two little lovebirds.
Marissa: You have to tell him and let him make his decision.
Gary: I know that, but what you dont understand
(Brigatti knocks on the door and enters.)
Brigatti: Knock, Knock.
Gary: Brigatti, youCome in.
Marissa: Hello, Detective.
Brigatti: Am I interrupting?
Marissa: Actually, Gary and I were just discussing a little personal errand he has to run, werent we Gary?
Gary: Im going to take care of that as soon as were done here.
Marissa: Good. Bye, Detective. (Marissa leaves the office.)
Brigatti: See ya.
Gary: Whats up?
Brigatti: Bad news. I got to cancel tonight.
Brigatti: Business. But youll be interested, though. Its Amber. Rumor has it shes back in town, using another name, of course.
Gary: Really? Why would that be?
Brigatti: Good question.
Gary: (Opens file Brigatti hands him.) What is that?
Brigatti: The Harland Diamondworth millions. Its going up for auction.
Gary: Oh, I suppose you think this Amber is going to steal the diamond.
Brigatti: (closes folder) Thats what a little birdie in Hollywood told L.A.P.D., so yours truly has to poke around, see what I can dig up. Do I get a rain check?
Gary: A rain check? Yeah, a rain check. I imagine we can work something out there.
Brigatti: Good. (Starts to leave.) You havent seen Amber recently, have you, Hobson? (Stops at door and turns back.)
Gary: Me? Why would I have seen her?
Brigatti: Well, as I recall, she had a thing about your glutes. If you do run into her, tell her "hands off."
Gary: Ha Ha Ha. Oh, yeah.
Brigatti: See ya. (Leaves the office)
Gary: A rain check. Oh, boy.
Scene: Bridal Shop. Chuck is looking at a cake & cake topper. The Chiffons "One Fine Day" is playing in the background. Gary enters the shop looking for Chuck.
Chuck: Gary, what are you doing here?
Gary: Its bad luck for the groom to see the bride in the gown before the wedding, so I thought Id help out with the fitting.
Chuck: That is so thoughtful. Come here. (Gives Gary a hug.) Since I met Jade, I feel like hugging everybody.
Gary: Yeah. Hey, speaking of Jade, where is Jade?
(Jade enters the room in a gown.)
Jade: Im right here.
Gary: Oh, uh, thats bad luck. You, uh Im going Im going to handle this for you. (Gary and Jade go into the dressing room and close the door. Jade stands with her back to the door.)
Chuck: Thats my bud.
Jade: What do you think?
Gary: I think its quite a coincidence that you happen to be in Chicago at the same time the Harland Diamonds being auctioned off.
Jade: I came to Chicago to get married.
Gary: Oh Just like you came to Chicago with Paul Cantner during the charity ball.
Jade: What are you saying?
Gary: Well, I think what Im saying is that, uh I think youre using Chuck the same way you used Paul.
Jade: Would I be buying a wedding dress on a job? (Jade turns to face Gary.)
Gary: Its a perfect cover, isnt it?
Jade: Oh, youre being ridiculous.
Gary: am I?
Jade: Gary, I love Chuck. What do I have to do to convince you? (Looks in the mirror.)
Gary: Tell him the truth.
Jade: I cant do that.
Gary: You want to get married? Come clean first.
Jade: No, I cant.
Gary: (Opens the door and starts to leave.) Then I will.
Jade: No. (Closes the door Gary opened.) Ill do it.
(Stevie Wonder plays in the background. Chuck dances with a mannequin as Jade & Gary watch him from the doorway for a minute before closing the door.)
My cherie amour
Distant as the milky way
My cherie amour
Pretty little one
That I adore
Gary: All right Listen, Amber, Jade or whatever your name is Im going to trust you, but only cause I cant bear to see that guy hurt the way that I know this would hurt him. But listen to me
Jade: Thank you. (Kisses Gary on the cheek.)
Scene: Booth at McGintys. Gary & Marissa sit talking.
Marissa: Youre playing with fire, Gary.
Gary: You didnt see his face--or hers, for that matter.
Marissa: Honesty is always the best policy.
Gary: Would I be doing him a favor by telling him the truth, or would I be destroying his only chance at true happiness?
Marissa: So you really think Ambers changed?
Gary: Yes, I think she really loves him and that everythings going to be just fine.
Scene: Time lapse night to day of the skyline. Changes to Garys loft.
Gary walks to the door to retrieve the paper with a blanket wrapped around him.
Headline on the paper: Harland Diamond Stolen
Scene: El passes by McGintys.
Scene: McGintys Kitchen.
Marissa: You have to do something now.
Gary: How do we know its Amber of Jade or whatever her name is this month? (Pacing back and forth while Marissa sits holding the cat.) All the paper says is that the Harland Diamond was stolen. It doesnt say by who. Whom. It could be anyone.
Marissa: Yeah, right. There are tons of cat burglars around here right now. Maybe theres a convention.
(Gary stops pacing and sits down next to Marissa.)
Gary: All right, look. Marissa, suppose it is Jade. What am I supposed to do?
Marissa: Like I said, tell chuck.
Gary: Tell him his fiancées about to rip off the Harland Diamond? Why should he believe me?
Marissa: Then tell Brigatti.
Gary: I cant. I already told her I havent seen Jade, and if I change my story, shell get suspicious, to say nothing about jealous.
Gary: Never mind.
Marissa: If youd told Chuck the truth, you wouldnt be in this mess.
Gary: I know what I could do. I could call the auction house. Ill give them an anonymous tip.
Marissa: (Glaring at Gary) Bravo.
Gary: Maybe there is something else we can do.
Scene: Brief exterior shot of the hotel Chuck & Jade are staying at.
Chuck: (Singing My Fair Lady score) Im getting married in the morning. Ding-dong the bells are going to chime. (Holds his dry cleaning in his hands as he dances.) Girls coming(Theres a knock on the door.) Coming! Tell me how youll miss me get me to the church ow! Get me to the church (Opens the door. Gary enters the room.) Gary!
Gary: Is that you singing?
Chuck: Yeah. I never understood the appeal of musicals but suddenly it all makes sense to me. You want a beer?
Chuck: Wine? Nuts? I got a whole minibar stocked full.
Jade: (Entering from the bedroom) Who is it, Honey?
Chuck: Its Gary.
Jade: Oh, Gary! What a surprise.
Gary: I dont want to take up too much of your time.
Jade: Oh, no, no.
Gary: But, you know its traditional to have a rehearsal dinner before a wedding (gesturing with his hands) and, well, Marissa and I were thinking that wedwere going to close McGintys and have a very special meal just for the four of us. Eight-course mealthe works. What do you say?
Chuck: (big smile on his face) Can you believe this guy? Give me another hug. (Wraps Gary in a hug.)
Gary: Ha Ha Ha! Uh, is something wrong, Jade?
Jade: Well, no, its just (walks closer to the guys) that I meant to meet with my hairstylist tonight. Remember, darling?
Chuck: Do you have to?
Jade: I do want to look my best for tomorrow.
Gary: Gee, I dont know. I think the natural look suits you best--wholesome, simple--dont you?
Chuck: Absolutely. Besides, what is more important?
Jade: No, Youre right. Ill cancel.
Gary: Were on the entire eveningjust the four of us.
Scene: Lobby of hotel. Many people walking around. One man stops and watches Gary as he leaves. Puts a cigarette in his mouth.
Scene: Sporting goods store. Brigatti showing picture of Jade to the sales clerk. Other workers are stocking shelves.
Brigatti: Did you sell any equipment to this woman?
Clerk: You dont forget a face like that.
Brigatti: She was here?
Brigatti: Really? She buy anything?
Clerk: A bunch of equipmentropes, ascenders, carabiners. She knew what she was talking about. She was planning to climb Annapurna.
Brigatti: I need to see those receipts.
Clerk: Ill talk to my manager.
Brigatti: Get him.
Brigatti: Annapurnafat chance.
Scene: Brief exterior shots of McGintys. Switches to interior. A string quartet plays classical music in the back of the main dining room. Formally dressed waiters serve. Gary, Marissa, Chuck & Jade are seated at a table which is covered with a tablecloth and has a centerpiece and candles on it.
Chuck: Ah! Fantastic! Whats next?
Marissa: Sea Bass.
Chuck: Sea Bass? The food was never this good when I was here.
Marissa: Well, we had to do something special for your bride, Chuck.
Gary: Is everything all right there, Jade?
Jade: Yes, find, thank you.
Chuck: Of course everythings all right. What could be better than this?
(Two women dressed in police uniforms enter the building. They approach the group seated at the table.
Woman: Chuck Fishman?
Chuck: Im innocent, I swear!
Woman: Gary Hobson?
Gary: Yeah, thats me.
Woman: You two are under arrest. (Handcuffs the two guys behind their backs.)
Chuck: For what?
Woman: Youre charged with five counts of sexiness. (The two women start to giggle. They remove the uniform jackets revealing somewhat scanty costumes underneath.)
Come on in, fellas!
Chuck: Oh! Todd, Jeff(As they do so a group of people walks into the restaurant. Chuck recognizes some of them.) What are you guys doing here? I cant believe this.
Jade: This is your bachelor party, honey. You didnt really think I was going to the hairstylists tonight, did you? (Shifts back and forth in her seat. Kisses the air in his direction.) Enjoy your last night as a free man.
Chuck to Gary: Did you know about this?
Gary: No, I didnt. You can take off these handcuffs now.
Woman: Our orders are to detain you for at least two more hours.
Gary: Two hours? No, you dont understand.
Jade: Now, snookums, you behave yourself. You can look, but dont touch.
Gary: I promise.
Chuck: Isnt she something, Gar?
Gary: Oh, shes something else, all right.
Jade: Well, ta ta! Have a good time.
Scene: Dark room. Brigatti has telescope focused on Jade & Chucks hotel room.
Brigatti: (talking into radio) Im in position opposite Ambers room. (Takes sip of her coffee.)
Man: Anything happening?
Brigatti: Negative. Nobody home right now.
Man: You sure you got the right hotel room?
Brigatti: Positive. I traced it through her credit card receipt at the sporting goods store. Shes posing as a blushing bride.
Brigatti: Shell show up, and when she does, Ill be right on her tail.
Man: what about the auction house?
Brigatti: Dont worry. They doubled security. Youd have to be Harry Houdini to get in there.
Scene: Auction House display room. Figure dressed in black enters via the skylight. Has black ski mask on as well. Gets past the security system by such means as making the invisible laser beams visible. Uncovers the pressure alarms by the display cases. Uses a drill with a suction cup to get into the diamonds display case. Uses long handled claw to retrieve the diamond.
CONTINUE TO PART 2
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