Quotable Quotes ~ 122: Dad
|Gary: Did you get the paper
Bernie: Yeah, I did.
Gary: Did you read the paper?
Bernie: Of course I did. That's what papers are for.
Bernie: The funnies weren't funny if that's what you mean.
|Bernie: (Refering to the
paper) How do they do that? Some kind of special ink?
Gary: I'm not sure, I, um ....
Bernie: I bet it's the ink, dissaperaing ink. I was working on a project like that at Fort Bridges. Top secret stuff.
|Bernie: I'm not saying I
believe in ESPN or anything like that.
Bernie: That's what I said ESP.
Bernie: Yes, it is.
Chuck: You said ESPN.
Bernie: Chuck, I know what I said, I know what I said.
Chuck: You did not say that. You said ESPN.
|Gary: Look Mr., uh...
Nick: See what I mean? You're after my daughter and you don't even know her last name.
Gary: I hardly know your daughter.
Nick: Oh, is that why you were in the woods together two nights ago?
Gary: No, no, see that wasn't me, I mean it was me but I wasn't in the woods with your... Look, I wasn't there because I like your daughter... I mean I ....
Nick: You know your not helping your case any here, you know that.
Gary: No, I'm not.
|Gary: Look you can't spend
the rest of your life trying to kill your daughter's boyfriend, Nick.
Nick: And, ah, why's that?
Gary: Well, because no matter how many of them you kill, you know, there are always going to be more of them.
Gary: Let me rephrase that.
|Bernie: Who are you? What
do you want with my kid?
Nick: What does he want with my daughter?
Bernie: I asked first.
Nick: Yeah, well I'm older.
Bernie: Are you sure about that?
Nick: I've got the gun.
Bernie: You're right, you go first.
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