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[On the bridge.] Chuck: Maybe the paper's wrong. Did you ever think of that? Gary: And how do you figure the paper's gonna be wrong? Chuck: Maybe there's some atmospheric disturbance in the force. Maybe the Hale-Bopp comet got in the way of the information highway.	Jade
[In the hospital.] Gary: Doc, I gotta go. Doctor: You can't. Gary: Why? Doctor: Because we have your pants.	Jade
[In the hospital.] Gary: I'm not staying here. I'm not staying here. [The next scene shows Gary on a gurney being wheeled down the hallway by Chuck and a nurse. Marissa, with Spike, walks beside him.] Marissa: Looks like you're stayin'. Gary: I don't like this. Chuck: Oh, it'll be good for ya. A little R&R. Besides, I saw this gorgeous nurse down the hall over there. [The nurse next to him gives him a Look.] Not you, don't worry.	Jade
[Gary and the doctor are looking at the results of his cat scan.] Gary: How's it look? Doctor: Well, the good news is, you've got a brain. The bad news is, it took a shot. What were you doing standing on a bridge in the middle of the night? Gary: Fishing.	Jade
[The Doctor is reluctant to release Gary from the hospital.] Doctor: A guy shows up at the hospital with a dent in his head. He starts predicting the future. Unusual but it's happened before. Hell, people mistake their wives for a hat. But in this case, the guy with the dent, is actually right. What is that, dumb luck? Gary: I wouldn't know. Doctor: Therein lies my problem. Gary: Look, you think I'm some sort of a nut or something, I'm not. Doctor: I'm thinking... I don't know what to think. That paper you carry around, what is that? Some kind of fetish? Gary: No, that would be a Chicago Sun-Times. Now, can I go now or not?	Jade
[At the tavern.] Chuck: Hey, guys! They found it. Gary: Found what? Chuck: My car. Or what's left of it. The rest of it is probably in Topeka, for all I know. That's the last good deed I do. {takes a drink from Gary's beer, Gary takes it back} You know what really irks me? The fact that those kids are getting high with my money.	Jade
Chuck: What's up, G-man? Gary: Good news. Chuck: The Cubs finally won a game? Gary: They did? Chuck: I don't know, I'm asking you.	Jade

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