Quotable Quotes ~ 117: The Jury


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Chuck: There are three sure-fire ways to get out of jury duty.

Gary: Alright, well, what are they?

Chuck: One, you have an incurable disease, with less then a year to live.

Gary: Go on.

Chuck: You're self-employed, and you have a wife and four kids to support.

Gary: Next.

Chuck: You believe every man is guilty until proven innocent. It works every time!

The Jury Melodey

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