Quotable Quotes ~ 110: The Wrong Man
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Chuck: Man, you tricked me.
You promised me a pancake breakfast. Gary: Look, just keep your pants on. I got one more errand to run. Chuck: Oh, you and your errands. All right, just so you know, I want an apple pancake and real pork sausage. And I dont wanna hear any crap about that talking pig. Gary: Fine. I just dont see how you can eat sausage after seeing that movie, thats all. Chuck: How? I *hate* that stupid pig. I sat in that movie, and for 93 minutes all I could think about were sausage links and pork rinds. |
Jade |
Gary: So who the hell *is*
he? Marissa: I thought it didnt matter. I thought you were bigger than that. Chuck: Are you kidding? *No* man is that big. Marissa: Are you all right? Chuck: Yeah! Hes great. Hes never been better. Another man is marrying his wife. Gary: Im fine. Chuck: Probably wants to kill himself. Gary: I just wanna know who *he* is. Marissa: You know, Marcias right. It doesnt matter. What matters is that now he can move on. Chuck: Move on? Marissa: Yes. Chuck: Gary does not know who this guy is. For all *he* knows, she could be marrying the *most* successful, *best* looking guy in the city, with the *biggest*... Marissa: Chuck. Chuck: Boat. The biggest boat. A yacht, on Lake Michigan. Marissa: It takes time, but hell get over it. Gary: The truth is... Chuck: Not if its a Kennedy. Hed never get over it if it was a Kennedy. I know *I* wouldnt. Marissa: This is *exactly* what he needs. Closure. Chuck: Wrong. What he needs is a martini and a date....with a supermodel. Marissa: Oh, great. Thats your answer to everything. Chuck: Ask him yourself. Gar - closure? or a supermodel? Ill bet you two to one. Gary: *Guys!* Thank you very much for all your input, but Im fine. Im over it. Im good. And I dont wanna talk about it anymore. Chuck: Touchy. Hes *very* touchy. Marissa: *Very* touchy. |
Jade |
Gary: Pritchard? After
everything... Do you even know him? Marcia: No, Gary. No, I just opened up the yellow pages, closed my eyes and picked a name. Gary: Oh, well, that would make a *lot* more sense. |
Jade |
Marissa: You really broke
his nose? Chuck: And a concussion. Tell her about the concussion. Gary: It was an *accident.* Chuck: Are you sure? Gary: What do you mean, am I sure? What, do you think I aimed at him? I didnt even *see* his fat face. [Weasley] whiny voice, yapping behind me - Yeah, Marcia this, Marcia that, Condo on the lake. What, you dont believe me? Chuck: Come on, Gary, havent you ever read Freud? There *are* no accidents. This was no game of squash. This was a textbook Reverse Oedipal Triangle. Marissa: Here we go. Chuck: Two father figures, in an enclosed space, fighting for the favors of the same woman, using *rackets.* Come on, people. The symbolism is all here. Gary: Oh yeah? Well, Chuck, sometimes a rackets just a racket. Chuck: Sometimes, yes. This time? No. I dont think so. Gary: Marcias gonna kill me. Chuck: Tell her it was an accident. Gary: It *was* an accident! Chuck: Yes. Now, if you tell her like *that,* with that kind of conviction, *then,* then she might believe you. |
Jade |
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