If ya
ain't goin' up, you're goin' down - unless
you're goin' nowhere.
If you
think you're going crazy, just hum.
(12/15/79)
It's not
what I did, it's what I *didn't* do.
Better to
be pissed off then pissed on.
Interruptions
irritate me! (11/24/81)
Ain't it
the way, though? (1/10/83)
That's
nicer than a pocket full of mice!
Want in
one hand and *ppft* in the other - see which
gets filled first.
If a frog
had hip pockets, he'd carry a gun.
You can
lead a horse to water, but if you can make
him roll over and float - now *then* you've
got something!
It takes a
big dog to weigh a ton.
All the
meat around a pig's ass is pork.
Dead dogs
don't fart. (11/83)
You know
that little white speck on top of chicken
shit? That's chicken shit, too.
Rabbits
don't have lips.
I ain't
got no hook in *my* ass!
Keep your
eyes peeled.
I don't
chew my cabbage twice.
I never
knew I had a choice.
Beer is
good, whiskey is better, but water is still
the best drink in the house. But, what the
hell - you don't always have to have the
best! (Anton)