The Great Wall-o-Wisdom

(Main artwork by SDM November 1975)

How to succeed

• Always remember and never forget: plan your work, then work your plan.
  

• Rotation is the name of the game - the secret to success. (5/16/81)
  

• A man of importance has to make decisions - right or wrong. (7/21/84)
  

• A job should be done good - not good enough. (12/11/83)
  

• Thanksgiving is just another work day. (11/25/81)
  

• Gotta use a little ingenuity. (9/22/87)

Quotable Quotes

• If ya ain't goin' up, you're goin' down - unless you're goin' nowhere.
  

• If you think you're going crazy, just hum. (12/15/79)
  

• It's not what I did, it's what I *didn't* do.
  

• Better to be pissed off then pissed on.
  

• Interruptions irritate me! (11/24/81)
  

• Ain't it the way, though? (1/10/83)
  

• That's nicer than a pocket full of mice!
  

• Want in one hand and *ppft* in the other - see which gets filled first.
  

• If a frog had hip pockets, he'd carry a gun.
  

• You can lead a horse to water, but if you can make him roll over and float - now *then* you've got something!
  

• It takes a big dog to weigh a ton.
  

• All the meat around a pig's ass is pork.
  

• Dead dogs don't fart. (11/83)
  

• You know that little white speck on top of chicken shit? That's chicken shit, too.
  

• Rabbits don't have lips.
  

• I ain't got no hook in *my* ass!
  

• Zeke woman!
  

• Keep your eyes peeled.
  

• I don't chew my cabbage twice.
  

• I don't have (pause) a full length mirror.
  

• I never knew I had a choice.
  

• There once was a man, who had a booger nose. Ha ha ha ha ha.
  

• Beer is good, whiskey is better, but water is still the best drink in the house. But, what the hell - you don't always have to have the best! (Anton)

I know when I've been insulted!

• You're so dumb, your ears rub.
  

• If you *had* a brain, you'd take it out and play with it.
  

• Just because your head is pointed, it doesn't mean you're sharp.
  

• You frozen yellow generic twinkie cake on 3 sticks leaning on a pole!
  

• Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. I think I'll go out in the garden and eat worms.

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